A coworker from the sales department hands out free Harry Potter 3 tickets at workYijun: Awesome. I can’t wait to go see the new Harry Potter movie. What are you going to do with your ticket?Bob: I
Two strangers at a pubShelly:[To bartender] Can you turn on the TV, please? Thanks.Aliang: [Looks at TV] A Michael Jackson video. I used to love his music when I was young.Shelly: Too bad he turned ou
Janet: Consider yourself lucky. At least you didn’t buy a “dirty“ TV or air conditioner.John: I didn’t think trying to save money would wind up costing so much.Janet: “Dirty“ appliances so
Mom, Sam and Kim are walking through a parking lotKim: I’m so excited to go to the store! I want lots and lots of candy! [Sam nods his head and starts jumping up and down]Mom: We’ll see. Sam, Kim,
They arrive at a colorful hidden villageJun: Wow! Look at all these VW vans! How did they all get here?Feather: We floated them around the cliffs in the middle of the night.Jun: But you can’t drive
A man leads Lisa and Jun through the Kauai jungleLisa: You live here? Is this for real?Feather: Realer than real, ladies. My name is Feather.Lisa: I could have guessed, with those feathers in your hai
They catch up to the truckPaul: [Out of breath] Whew. That was close. You almost got away.Driver: Well you should try an ice-cream sandwich. It’ll help you catch your breath.Paul: I’ll have a Klon
Two days laterWei: I’m craving ice cream again.Paul: We could get a bucket of Ben and Jerry’s at the supermarket.Wei: Let’s go to a Haagen Dazs parlor.Paul: There aren’t any around here.Wei: A
Trev: I can make better ice cream than this.Wei: You can make ice cream?Trev: Yeah. It’s easy. All you need is ice, salt, cream, milk and sugar.Wei: So you just put it all together and bam, you have
At an bike shopDan: I want to buy a new bicycle pump.Boss: They’re over there. Do you want some cow’s tongue?Dan: Well, I usually have a cast iron stomach, but I think I’ll pass.Boss: No, they