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Ajie: The war in Iraq is probably going to get worse. Beth: And more people will probably want to be terrorists. Ajie: The U.S. and British armies should prosecute any soldiers and officers involved w
Two neighboring office workers are looking at pictures on the internet Ajie:Look at these pictures. These soldiers are peeing on this prisoner. Beth:That’s disgusting. How could they do such a t
Bob: Rags to riches, right? I read she was on the dole when she wrote the first book. Yijun: Now look at her. She’s a billionaire. Bob: I guess the true magic at work involved her computer rather th
A coworker from the sales department hands out free Harry Potter 3 tickets at work Yijun: Awesome. I can’t wait to go see the new Harry Potter movie. What are you going to do with your ticket?
Shelly: Isn’t this already the second time he’s been accused of child molestation? I don’t think he’ll be able to Moonwalk his way out this time. Aliang: He’s done other weird things, you kn
Two strangers at a pub Shelly:[To bartender] Can you turn on the TV, please? Thanks. Aliang: [Looks at TV] A Michael Jackson video. I used to love his music when I was young. Shelly: Too bad he turned
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